Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Complaint Department

Today I have two:

1. I haven't been able to breathe through my nostrils for three days now. After taking-off and landing in two airplanes today, I have serious doubts that the pressure in my head is ever going to equalize. I wonder how many antihistamines a person can consume in a day without adverse effects.

2. What is it with horizontal stripes these days?! I used to love wearing horizontal stripes. They always made me feel like a sailor or a mime. Nowadays, I feel like a pre-teen trend monkey. I fear those frowning waifs have abducted my beloved stripes and exploited them to the point of no return.

I guess if these are the two worst things going on in my world right now, then life is pretty damn good.

3 comments:

Allison said...

woah. tj and i have totaly noticed the horizontal stripe explosion. especialy black and white stripes. what the hell. the kicker was when i was shopping with my sisters and stephanie held up and black and white striped top and asked will someone buy this for the baby for her birthday? and i'm like uh...yeah i will! haha. stripes!!!!! hope you can breath better!!

Rob said...

which direction is horizontal again?

told you you were nuts to go to SB this week.

123Valerie said...

I like horizontal stripes on my underpants. That's IT.