Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Lipton's Questions

Because my brain is about to explode and I don't have much room for anything more creative right now.

What is your favorite word? yes

What is your least favorite word? guilt

What turns you on? brains

What turns you off? judgement

What sound or noise do you love? leaves blowing on branches

What sound or noise do you hate? tin foil on teeth

What is your favorite curse word? shitballs

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? farmer

What profession would you not like to do? tofu taster

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? “lady, step into my hyundai"

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