treats and tribulations

Things I cannot be trusted to keep outside my mouth when alone:

1. Rice Krispie Treats
2. Peanut Butter cookies
3. Nacho Cheese Doritos
4. Milkshakes
5. Avacadoes
6. Imitation Crab Meat (flake style please)
7. Diet Ginger Ale
8. Solid-white Tuna
9. Chocolate Milk
10. Bacon

Things I will not touch with a 10 foot pole:

1. Mushrooms
2. Eggs including but not limited to scrambled, fried, over easy, hard-boiled, poached or quiched
3. Blue Cheese--also known as the villan of cheese, I do not love overly pungent 'blue' cheeses
4. Divinity (ask my mom, she's loves to tell the overindulgence story)
5. Scallops
6. Chunk-light Tuna
7. Vienna Sausages
8. Chicken found in canned soup
9. Plain drinking milk
10. Tofu