oh my sunburn

What a lovely mid-afternoon. Today, having a shitay morning work-wise I decided to go to the gym. After a brisk jaunt on the eliptical and 75 reps on the crunch machine, I took my slightly sweaty ass over to the pool. There, I ate lunch and talked on the phone for a while watching the gaggle of little girls scream and jump in the water. It totally made me flash back about 20 years to a purely innocent, giddy time in life where water and sun and little girlfriends were the only thing that mattered.

Then an old man with a mustashio and a grey lepord print speedo sat down next to me.